Tramplin' tarnation, kupo! There are buffaloes everywhere, and preparations for corrallin' these crazy critters have got the MHMU doin' the hokey-pokey and turnin' all around!
...What? You don't like kickin' up a little dust with some down-home dancin', kupo?
Moovin' on... Despite all the hustle, bustle, and buffalo tussles, the sight of eager adventurers earnestly enjoying this annual event spurs our spirits on to cook up some more rootin' tootin' fun for each year!
So, pardner, why not rustle yourself up some adventure and partake in all the rip-roarin' rodeo action we have to offer, kupo?
Hm? Why's that little whippersnapper over by them there buffaloes got such a long face, kupo? What could be chafin' his chaps, I wonder.
Read on for a campfire tale of a callow cowhand who confronted a bevy of beastly buckin' bison—all by his lonesome t' boot.
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