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The Blue Pill
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Similar to the married version of Netflix and Chill where Trishula puts on a 1 star movie to get his wife to put out, but also takes some Viagra to start a metaphorical timer.
Nothing reminds your special lady that there are worse things to experience than married sex by putting on something rated slightly lower than Sharknado or Terminator Genesis.
Backstory:
Instead after gathering to start the linkshell event, Trishula hits us over Teamspeak with an unabashed "I just took the blue pill so I can help you guys for about 30 minutes before it kicks in."
