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User talk:Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme
The Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme is fat and has depressions.
Mmm.... I bet the depressions are filled with cheese --Byrthnoth 03:32, 12 March 2012 (EDT)
The Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme depressions' cheese-fillings are themselves filled with trans-fats and mild carcinogens. Of course, this only makes them more delicious. --Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme
I'm from near Philadelphia, so all the cheeses I know of are not actually cheese and are carcinogenic. Cheese-wiz and cream cheese are big over here! --Byrthnoth 05:40, 12 March 2012 (EDT)
That sounds really tasty, even though it would make my man-boobs grow two sizes in one day. I'm from rural Alabama where even the cheese is racist. It doesn't matter where it's made, the cheese becomes racist the second Alabama-air touches it.
You can put it on a burger and it will melt into the crannies to form either a swastika or a vague image of a black man being persecuted. This isn't all bad, though. The faint taste of tears of the unjustly oppressed adds a unique saltiness which works well for most cheeses. --Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme
Pffft, read and learn. That's right, Philly is the home of Coon cheese. --Byrthnoth 18:38, 12 March 2012 (EDT)
I concede defeat. While I am certain that someone in Alabama has actually milked a raccoon and probably gave the cheese a far more offensive name, I can find no proof of this act. --Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme 18:53, 12 March 2012 (EDT)
